the essentials.

instruction 1.


food.




lasagna. never go anywhere without one.
esp places where they serve you broth with beard hair.


instruction 2.


paste picture on case to ensure optimism.


or this.




i personally prefer the dude pic.
the chick pic will attract stares.

trust me.



instruction 3.

money.

bring as many of it as u can.
or if ur broke...



streetside yoga has been always a great way to make money.
just don't do it in brookyln.
or wong ah fook.
u know why.


instruction 4.

Travelling Companion.

pick ur friends.
those that u can get along with.
and try not to share their food and cash.
they just might get pissed.






ur all set.
now go get a plane and set in on fire.